the businessman

  • goes by: The Businessman
  • emote: 📰 (Newspaper)
  • pronouns: he / him
  • age: Mid-30s
  • gender: Cis man
  • orientation: Probably gay
  • species: Probably human
  • role: Responsible







about

Hey. I haven't decided on a name yet.

  • I was split off due to overwhelming stress about moving, finances, etc.
  • I'm formal and am not particularly emotive, but I'm not uptight.
  • I believe I am the oldest (age-wise) of the whole system.
  • I prefer to wear business casual clothing.
  • Just because I'm well into my thirties doesn't mean I don't understand memes. We all share knowledge. I get them. Don't expect any boomer memes from me.
  • I have a dry sense of humor.
  • I have good posture.



likes
  • New wave music
  • Talking Heads
  • Offices, work
  • Nice ties
  • Wine, gin, martinis (the drier the better)
  • Being a parody of myself, I suppose.

boundaries
  • I will let you know if I am uncomfortable.

kins
  • I am a man in my mid-30s.
  • ...
  • Nanami Kento (JJK)
  • Sir Nighteye (BNHA)